Top Ten White People Tweets (January 28, 2020)

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Feb 3, 2020 3:08 AM EST

And here is yesterday's list in case you missed it. 

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  • 01
    Text - Madame Anthro @madameanthro One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you 4:49 AM · 1/20/20 Twitter Web App
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Colleen Wright O @Colleen_Wright me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment boyfriend: Are you at the apt Yeah Did you notice how much natural light there is The beer? IN THE APARTMENT LOL Delivered Theres no beer in the apartment
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - cmrn knzlmn u @ckunzelman I love how Satanic cults in movies always speak in Latin as if Satan had been around for billions of years, encountered the Romans, and then was like "damn this language is IT y'all hell yeah im writing ALL my contracts with this bad boy"
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Lisa Gold @VioletFeline I don't know whose cat needs to hear this but you literally just ate.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett i'm so high that i forgot i had airpods in and asked the flight attendant what song they were playing cause i liked it
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Advertising - Big Bird @bigbirdsbrain would y'all still eat this? coles INTRALIAN Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICES $19.07 PRICE S/kg 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me! DON'T BUY IT! NET kg 0.578kg Cale coco @cocoaintshit i would look for one with my name on it like those coca-cola bottles
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Jessie @mommajessiec I don't know who needs to hear this but your 8-year-old does not need an iPhone 11. Traducir Tweet 16:07 · 02 ene. 20 · Twitter for iPhone 718 Retweets 4.621 Me gusta
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Mmm? @Merman_Melville Apparently my boyfriend's been making himself risotto for dinner every night for at least a week and he just asked me where he can buy more risotto rice and I had to tell him to stop making so much risotto. I didn't know this could be an issue in any relationship
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - northernliving24 l @northernliv... If you don't finish with a wet spot on your tummy, are your dishes even clean? 2744 134 Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Replying to @northernlivng24 This finished differently than I thought it would.
    via Reddit

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